Humor ⇒ I domstolen

[Benny #274]

(Det är nu fantasin måste till! Tänk er en gammal barsk domare med ett klassikt brittiskt uttal och en uteliggare som kanske inte hade samma ordförråd!)





Domaren: "What did you see, sir "

Uteliggaren: "They were fucking, mister "

D: "You are in an English court now! Try to explain yourself in a more Shakesperian way "


U: "Ok, His trousers were down - and his ass was bare......
And the bells were jingling in the moonlight air.....
And his.... well you know what....was in hers....you know where.....
And if that isn´t fucking then I wasn´t there

[Peter 6858]

They went for a drive in a Morgan, she sat with the driver in front.
He fooled with her genital organ, the more vulgar minded say cunt